Scheduling:
I require a minimum of 24hrs notice, though doing so does not guarantee my availability. I do not do same day appointments. Ever. Allow yourself the additional pleasure of anticipation and plan your session as far in advance as your schedule allows. This is especially advisable if you are coming in from out of town, lack a flexible schedule and/or are interested in seeing me on a weekend.

I see people 7 days a week. The earliest appointment I will schedule is 11am the latest 8pm.

How to reach me:
If you have questions that aren't addressed on this site please email me first. You may also email me a polite, but brief, introduction. Do not send me lengthy email introductions, non-professional requests, or elaborate role-play/fantasy scenarios.

Please do not email me to check my availability. It is as pointless as emailing someone to ask what time it is.

Requests for illegal services, done directly or using innuendo, will be ignored.

If you have not heard back from me in 3 days, and have followed the above guidelines, either resend your email or call. I've been having problems specifically with Comcast email addresses. Also, titling your email; Session Question or Request will avoid it's being accidentally deleted as spam.


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When you are ready to schedule your appointment YOU WILL NEED TO CALL. I do not book appointments via email and I will require a reliable phone number you will be reachable at on the day of your appointment. DO NOT call me from a blocked number or using a pre-paid calling card.

I tend to keep my phone conversations polite but brief, preferring to be generous with my time in person. You can assist me in this, and earn extra brownie points, by having read over my entire website before you call. I answer my phone when I can, starting at 11am till 9pm.


When you are ready to schedule your session have a date/time in mind and call*
206.851.9182



*All tribute is for my time and/or a "fantasy show" only. No offer of any other service or activity is to be implied, insinuated or otherwise agreed upon. Any attempt to connect the tribute to an illegal act will result in immediate termination of communication. All interaction beyond a "fantasy show" is between two or more consenting adults and has nothing to do with any financial arrangement. By calling this number, you are agreeing to the above terms.