Scheduling:
I usually require a minimum of 24hrs notice, though doing so does not guarantee my availability. Allow yourself the additional pleasure of anticipation and plan your session as far in advance as your schedule allows. This is especially advisable if you are coming in from out of town, lack a flexible schedule and/or are interested in seeing me on a weekend. On very rare occasions I may schedule same day appointments but only for Extended Sessions(see the FAQ page for tribute info).

I see people 7 days a week. The earliest appointment I will schedule is 11am the latest 8pm.

How to reach me:
You never get a second chance to make a first impression so do us both the courtesy of reading my site to see if any questions you may have are indeed answered here first. If you have questions that aren't addressed on this site you are welcome to email me. You may also email me a polite, but brief, introduction with a VERY general statement of interests. Please do not send me lengthy email introductions, non-professional requests, or elaborate role-play/fantasy scenarios and avoid statements like "I want you to..."(see the Games page for more info on this).

And please do not email me to check my availability. Since I only schedule over the phone, it is as pointless as emailing someone to ask what time it is.

Requests for illegal services, done directly or using innuendo, will be ignored.

If you have not heard back from me in 3 days, and have followed the above guidelines, your email, or my response, may not have been delivered so please CALL. I've recently changed my email address to see if this helps with the issue. Additionally, titling your email; Session Question or Request will avoid it's being accidentally deleted as spam.


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When you are ready to schedule your appointment YOU WILL NEED TO CALL. I do not book appointments via email and I will require a reliable phone number you will be reachable at on the day of your appointment. DO NOT call me from a blocked number or using a pre-paid calling card. And I do not respond to text messages.

I tend to keep my phone conversations polite but brief, preferring to be generous with my time in person. You can assist me in this, and earn extra brownie points, by having read over my entire website before you call. I answer my phone when I can, starting at 11am till 9pm.


When you are ready to schedule your session have a date/time in mind and call*
206.851.9182



*All tribute is for my time and/or a "fantasy show" only. No offer of any other service or activity is to be implied, insinuated or otherwise agreed upon. Any attempt to connect the tribute to an illegal act will result in immediate termination of communication. All interaction beyond a "fantasy show" is between two or more consenting adults and has nothing to do with any financial arrangement. By calling this number, you are agreeing to the above terms.