Hey there folks, this is my yearly public service annoncement for our little city’s sexiest event of the year. Next weeked, the 30th, 1st and 2nd Seattle canter will yet again host the buffet of beauty that is The Seattle Erotic Art Fest.
Never heard of it? Well, you can read what I’ve had to say on past SEAFs here:
This year things are sure to be equally fabulous! And as I won’t be volunteering this time around, I’ll be able to get in that much more schmoozing, boozing, and general mischief. Both the girl and I were saddened by how little time we had to play together last year so expect to see at least one pair of stunning redheaded hotties who can’t seem to keep their hands off each other cruising around the event.
Friends and fans alike, come on over and say hi if you spot us. Just be aware, surrounded by all the sexy art, and often sexier people, I’m sure to be feeling frisky. I may not wait for consent before groping your ass. If that’s a problem for you, don’t come over or at least try to stay out of arms reach.
As with pervious years, there is always the possibility that the event will sell out for one or both nights. But even if they don’t, being able to walk right up to the will call window is much nicer then having to wait in line to buy your ticket day of. So here’s that link:
I’ve already bought mine, but in case I have any extra generous fans on here, I’d almost bought the Velvet Package for me and my girl…but decided those funds might be better spent on art and other things(lube is getting so expense these days). If you feel inspired to make sure that the two of us can enjoy the event with the extra comfort of VIP status, the Mistress would be very grateful….
In other news, in case you hadn’t heard about this, in response to a bit of sexist bullshit in a foreign country trying to connect the display of female attributes and earthquakes:
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,”
you should expect to see a bit more of said sinfully seductive globes tomorrow. Boobquake has asked those of us with lady parts to flaunt ’em if we got ’em with our lowest cut, most revealing tops and shortest of shorts and skirts. Given my D cup dimensions, its kinda hard for me to NOT draw attention to my lovely lady pillows, but I will strive to take things to the next level in honor of the holiday.